the-absolute-funniest-posts:

hermione-ganja:

A necessary message for all the nice guys out there.

wood-wool:

I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip after being laid off from Boeing. I didn’t have a camper but realized that being able to pull off the road at a rest or truck stop was the way to go to make the trip affordable. With a few sheets of 1/2” plywood and misc. hardware this is what I came up with. The effort was well worth the time and materials.

My dream

kankrivantas:

do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person

cosmic-nine-year-old:

once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”

and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”

AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster